I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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