do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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