It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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