We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
