The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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