When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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