Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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