I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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