halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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