New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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