okay pat passed out under dana's car
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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