I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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