Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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