Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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