Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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