just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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