did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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