so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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