hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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