do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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