This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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