should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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Oh Jesus.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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