Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wish my penis had a tongue
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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