he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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