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say what?
wanna hang out?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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