I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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