porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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