I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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