She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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