Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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