it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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