There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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