Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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