I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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