This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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