big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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