matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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