Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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