I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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