I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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