im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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