I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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