once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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