Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
wow bdsm is so cute
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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