Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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