their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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