EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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