I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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