you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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