I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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