Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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