what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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