I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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