fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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