never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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