Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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