I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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