dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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